Our dream trip, bushfires and Covid-19…oh my!!!

Well it’s been a long time between drinks blogposts.  You could be forgiven for thinking I’d fallen in love with Iceland on the trip, grabbed myself a hot mad-in-the-head Viking and stayed in the land of ice (and wind) forever. Nope!!!  Nothing as sexy and cool as that.  This blog post is gonna be a […]

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First Bum Doctor Appt today

Had an appointment with a BUM SPECIALIST today – my very first time so I guess you can say I lost my ~faecal matters~ virginity. He was a really nice guy and he made talking about all things poo not as mortifying as I thought it could be since I do struggle with serious chatter […]

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A Slacktastic Update from the desk of Luscious Lisa

Okay folks, you put your trust in me, you invested time and energy into the hype leading up to our trip, you began the journey with us, jumping in front of the computer each day for the latest update from our “Kellysontour Love Fest” – with chips, chocolate and alcohol at the ready……and an excited […]

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Mother’s Day….some thoughts!

For most women who have spawned….we all look forward to this day right????  Happy Sweet Mother Of Christ Day!!!! Hmmmm, it’s a mixed bag agreed????  I mean yeah it’s nice to have a day dedicated to us Mummazons, well….because we are AWESOME!!!!!!…..but it’s kind of a double edged sword if you ask me.  I think […]

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Arrivederci…and other swear words

Well finally it is here – D Day!!!! D is for Departing from all parental unit responsibilities (insert snoopy happy dance here) D is for Don’t bother me with work stuff (and don’t have any babies while I am away) D is for Dining out and don’t have to cook D is for Don’t know […]

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Panic button has been pressed….3 sleeps to go!!!

It would be fair to say that with only 3 days to go until we leave all hell has broken loose and well – I am a gibbering, caffeine fuelled, makeup-less mess……!!!! Husband’s Pre Holiday TO-DO-LIST…. Lie on couch watching Lisa pack Fly to Italy My Pre Holiday TO-DO-LIST…. I think it’s safe to say […]

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I have questions – help a girl out????

Okay I don’t mean to be high maintenance but I have some questions that I need answered.  Please do a bitch a favour and either answer by commenting on the blog or on Facebook. Lisa needs to know….. Will I really honestly exercise whilst away….or am I kidding myself and should just leave the lycra […]

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Food Porn – it’s a coming!!!

Whenever I go on holiday, but most especially when I go overseas, I become one of those obnoxious douchebags who take photos of the meals we eat.  I always have – probably even before it became super popular. Please don’t judge me hehehe.  I do this for the same reason I take photos of all […]

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Packing and me….mental illness or super power???

I think we’ve been going out long enough now to share this with you…. I, Lisa Kelly, find packing suitcases to be an almost orgasmic experience.  I’m so tired and overworked at the moment trying to get everything finished before we go away but there are two things that can still get me excited….. PACKING […]

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I’m buying a selfie stick…yes I am. Shut up!!!

That’s right.  You heard me.  Hold the shitting front page….I’m buying a selfie stick for this upcoming trip!!!! Don’t lie, we all knew this day would come….and it is so here. Why am I getting a selfie stick you ask???? Well my friends, there are many excellent reasons, let me enlighten you with just a […]

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