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Arrivederci…and other swear words

March 13, 2016 by thekellysontour 1 Comment

imageWell finally it is here – D Day!!!!

  • D is for Departing from all parental unit responsibilities (insert snoopy happy dance here)
  • D is for Don’t bother me with work stuff (and don’t have any babies while I am away)
  • D is for Dining out and don’t have to cook
  • D is for Don’t know a single person in these countries – woot woot
  • D is for  the Delights of awesomeness we are about to see
  • D is for Diet (what freaking diet)
  • D is for Drinking prosecco morning noon and night *obviously*
  • D is for DEFCON 5 tantrum mode whilst trying to get cases to weigh under the limit
  • D is for Don’t miss me too much you
  • D is for Don’t have enough words to describe how excited I am
  • D is for DAMN….how in donkeykong have husband and I been married for so long when we only look 25 yrs old
  • D is for Don’t be too jealous about my fabulous holiday
  • and finally D is for we DID IT!!!!!  20 years is pretty impressive stuff
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Panic button has been pressed….3 sleeps to go!!!

March 10, 2016 by thekellysontour No Comments

It would be fair to say that with only 3 days to go until we leave all hell has broken loose and well – I am a gibbering, caffeine fuelled, makeup-less mess……!!!!

Husband’s Pre Holiday TO-DO-LIST….

  1. Lie on couch watching Lisa pack
  2. Fly to Italy

My Pre Holiday TO-DO-LIST….

I think it’s safe to say that hostages have been extracted from life threatening situations with less planning and organising than what is currently going on in my home….all so I can go away relatively guilt free.  Lists and colour coded spreadsheets have been created, detailing every single shitznit thing everyone needs to know.   Meals have been cooked and frozen, easter eggs purchased (and hidden from them and me lol) and reminder post-its attached to every wall.  No s**t…my TDL is 63 items deep — go back and reread husbands list my friends.  Yep!

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I have questions – help a girl out????

March 7, 2016 by thekellysontour No Comments

Okay I don’t mean to be high maintenance but I have some questions that I need answered.  Please do a bitch a favour and either answer by commenting on the blog or on Facebook.

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Food Porn – it’s a coming!!!

February 29, 2016 by thekellysontour No Comments

Whenever I go on holiday, but most especially when I go overseas, I become one of those obnoxious douchebags who take photos of the meals we eat.  I always have – probably even before it became super popular. Please don’t judge me hehehe.  I do this for the same reason I take photos of all of our hotel rooms and places we see and things we do.  It’s all part of the journey we are on…..and since The Kelly’s love their food it was just a natural thing to capture that as well.  The photos of the food we ate, like all the other photos I take when away on holiday, make me smile and triggers the memory of the occasion, the city, the company we were with, how I was feeling etc….

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