Dr PooShoot – do you smoke?
LK – well no but I did when I was younger and if I’m drunk enough with the right people and well maybe a durry or two?
Dr PooShoot – how many anti-inflammatories do you take a week?
Dr PooShoot – clutches his pearls and gasps and says this is bad, very bad (bloody lucky I didn’t tell the truth. Is 6 nurofens a week a bad thing? I always say nurofens fix everything)
(Note to self….tell children that nurofens don’t fix everything, ring DOCS and have the children removed from my care)
P.S. – if he thinks my internal butt looks good do you think he puts it on his Facebook or Instagram account to amaze the world?
P.P.S. Drs. name not revealed because he still needs to photograph my arse and I want him to like me and said arse. Go gently Docteur xo