Had an appointment with a BUM SPECIALIST today – my very first time so I guess you can say I lost my ~faecal matters~ virginity. He was a really nice guy and he made talking about all things poo not as mortifying as I thought it could be since I do struggle with serious chatter about bodies and functions and bodily functions.
He greeted me with “oh I see Dr. R sent you” to which I answered “yes she did, I asked her if I would like you and she said why do you need to like him, he’s just going to stick a camera up your bum” to which he burst out laughing and I knew we would be fast friends. Stage is set….