Okay I don’t mean to be high maintenance but I have some questions that I need answered.  Please do a bitch a favour and either answer by commenting on the blog or on Facebook.

Lisa needs to know…..

  1. Will I really honestly exercise whilst away….or am I kidding myself and should just leave the lycra at home?
  2. How early in the day is it ok to partake in the bubbly stuff (or skull it down down down) whatever works right?
  3. If a lovely young lady sees a “Hot Young Italian God” in a bar…..how does she say “How about it?” in Italian…… *asking for a friend*
  4. How much of a crime against fashion is it to wear jeans and sneakers???  If  all photos are taken from the ankle up and there is no photographic evidence does that mean it didn’t happen?
  5. Are bras totally mandatory on a daily basis whilst on tour….or just a vague suggestion? …. *asking for Craig*
  6. How many times can you wear underwear before it becomes socially “unacceptable” to do so????
  7. How many times can I have a “headache” before husband wises up to my “get out of jail free” card antics?
  8. What’s the realistic ratio of cute-ness versus comfort???  How much glamazon factor should I sacrifice for Suzy-tourist comfort?  By this I mean…..are pearls suitable for any occasion….even breakky?
  9. Should I try new and unusual foods or when exhausted, is it best to stick with tried and true eating my body weight in pizza????
  10. Okay this is serious shit….How much romance can husband reasonably expect throughout the 3 week trip?  For realz???? I mean it’s my anniversary too right?
  11. Will you judge me if you see me in the same outfit for 5 days in a row on the blog?  5 days being conservative…obviously lol….!!!!!

Okay my glorious AMAZON loves…..go forth and help me!!!!!!  What would you actually do my “Sweet-Queens” with all of the above?





Written by thekellysontour
So I wasn't going to do an About Me Page because well, I assumed everyone looking at this blog would be my close friends and family. But then I thought.....hey, why limit myself. I am pretty awesome after all. I could be the next "new thing", the next "faux-lebrity" phenomenon. I mean if Kim Kardashian can do it....why not me? I've got big boobs and a big arse and once I finally manage to get my waist trainer done up I will have a waist - of sorts lol. And If I work on my selfie skills then the world better watch out cause I'm a comin'....okay okay, I'm clearly rambling now so I will actually introduce myself. My name is Lisa and I'm an incredible "ageless" woman, married for far too long with 2 very gorgeous but annoying teenage children. I live in Canberra, Australia, take pretty pictures for a living and my two favourite things in life are travel and food. I also, on occasion, like a glass or two of champagne...but never to excess hahahaha. Oh and I never let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!! Nice to meet you if you don't already know me. Follow along with the blog if you don't have anything better to do (which is so bloody tragic lol).... Much love, Lisa xoxo